Story Pirates Kitchen: Unicorn Pizza

Based on a story by 8-year-old Penelope

 
 

Original Recipe

UNICORN PIZZA*******Made for unicorns, not made by unicorns**********

Ingredients for dough:
-8 cups of blended cherry seeds
-2 truckfuls of yeast
-4.5 teaspoons of ginger
-One pinch of salt and sugar
-27 mushrooms
-14 pieces of chopped-up melon
-33 pinches of unicorn dust (it's unicorn pepper)

Toppings:
Sauce: whipped creme
Cheese: hay from farms
Other toppings: 5 sparkly bananas; 2 artichokes

Instructions:
1. Mix up the dough and let it rise for 10 unicorn years (10 unicorn years are 2 human days)
2. Toss the pizza and add 33 more pinches of unicorn dust
3. Put on your toppings (see above)
4. Put in your oven at a very cold temperature for 2 unicorn years (2 unicorn years are 3 human seconds)
5. Take your pizza our of oven
6. Enjoy!